"911, what’s your emergency?"
I NEED TO GO TO KOREA, NOW!
Things you will never hear a Kpop idol say.
Kai: "Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..."
Minho: "woah. calm down... it's just a game.."
G-Dragon: "my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt."
Taemin: "Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?"
Key: "I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!"
Chanyeol: "I'm bored."
Sunny: "Aegyo? thats soooo immature."
Mir: "Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?"
Yoona: "I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive."
Baekhyun: " I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.."
Niel: "Can I please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!"
Siwon: "I'v come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist"
Hoya: "I hate purple."
Myungsoo: "I hate this bamboo pillow."
Sungyeol: "I'm the most mature in my group."
Sunggyu: "I can see you."
Kyuhyun: "Video games are childish"
Changmin: "I'm not hungry"
Sooyoung: "I'm full"
Onew: "I hate chicken!"
Kris: "Yes, let's do it!"
Taeyeon: "Tiffany's eye-smile and butt are ugly"
Tiffany: "I hate pink"
Jessica: "I don't want to sleep"
Luhan: "Xiumin isn't a baozi"
Tao: "Cake is absolutely disgusting"
Jonghyun: "I'm taller than you"
This might be weird, but Happy Birthday Kim Heechul!
WHAT? It’s Lady HeeHee’s birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and here I had a Heechul x everyone post in the wings :D
I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.
|—||Tablo (via killheji)|