"911, what's your emergency?"
kpop-confessions: I NEED TO GO TO KOREA, NOW!
Things you will never hear a Kpop idol say.
Kai: "Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..."
Minho: "woah. calm down... it's just a game.."
G-Dragon: "my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt."
Taemin: "Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?"
Key: "I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!"
Chanyeol: "I'm bored."
Sunny: "Aegyo? thats soooo immature."
Mir: "Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?"
Yoona: "I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive."
Baekhyun: " I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.."
Niel: "Can I please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!"
Siwon: "I'v come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist"
Hoya: "I hate purple."
Myungsoo: "I hate this bamboo pillow."
Sungyeol: "I'm the most mature in my group."
Sunggyu: "I can see you."
Kyuhyun: "Video games are childish"
Changmin: "I'm not hungry"
Sooyoung: "I'm full"
Onew: "I hate chicken!"
Kris: "Yes, let's do it!"
Taeyeon: "Tiffany's eye-smile and butt are ugly"
Tiffany: "I hate pink"
Jessica: "I don't want to sleep"
Luhan: "Xiumin isn't a baozi"
Tao: "Cake is absolutely disgusting"
Jonghyun: "I'm taller than you"
What is the biggest issue amongst fans?
SM fans: Fanwars
JYP fans: Managing
YG fans: GD's hair
I'm simply too good at letting go, too quick to...
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I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.– Tablo (via killheji)
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits... →
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iheartjjong: Taemin was peacefully sitting by himself Until a fan started to play a prank on him by reflecting light unto his face He noticed the what the fan was doing And blocked the light with his hand He asks the fan to stop And even tells his Jonghyun-about it Jonghyun-hyung also asks the fan to stop but the fan refuses to do so So what does our maknae do?
Things new KPOP fans say
Fan: So who's that guy in f(x)?
Fan: Which is a better group? Girl's Generation or SNSD?
Fan: Who's the blonde one?
Fan: How do you memorize Super Junior's members?
Fan: What is 'sasaeng'?
Fan: Did he just cuss?!
Fan: Why do their songs start with 'JYP' I mean seriously what does it even mean who's JYP?
Fan: Ring ding dong? The heck is that?
Fan: Are those even real words?
Fan: What's with the wrong grammar?
Fan: YesAsia? What's that?
Fan: What do you mean you can't choose between the albums A, B and C? What's the difference?
Fan: Why are you so obsessed with photo cards?
Fan: Why are you laughing so hard it's just a variety show.
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have i'm stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done i'm so tired
The Zodiac Temperament
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
Expectation and Reality with K-pop.
fangirl96: walking in a room… expectation: reality: talking to your crush… expectation: reality: acting cute… expectation: reality: dancing… expectation: reality: eating politely… expectation: reality: taking a test… expectation: reality: partying… expectation: reality: physical activities… expectation: reality: waving to people… expectation: reality:
How to wake someone up
the 14th day in Korea
January: Diary Day
February: Valentine Day
March: White Day
April: Black Day
May: Rose Day
June: Kiss Day
July: Silver Day
August: Green Day
September: Photo & Music Day
October: Apple Day
November: Pepero Day
December: Hug Day